Protandim is Targeting Midwives

Lifevantage is targeting midwives in a typical Masonic pyramid scheme like the food pyramid. They are given the extremely powerful psycho toxic herb mixture, free of charge, to than pass on at a price through their community. This almost reminds me of the girl scout cookies.

Midwives are the female strength of any community, their knowledge is quite immense, impressive and enlightening. They have a library of books and literature equally to any college professor. These ladies are well read and are able to read books that would put me me out. Their books are mostly on the topics of social science, culture and communities. From my evaluation, they only have two weaknesses that work against each other. One, their understanding of chemistry and chemical reactions on the ionic level is low. The last weakness is they are nutritionists and herbalists without understanding the chemical reactions.

On a broad spectrum, generalizing a large diverse population of midwives, “don’t kick my ass or do, call me”, since they do not understand the chemistry, they will most likely not do research on bad chemical reactions, even if they are between natural or herbal substances. Lifevantage, knows this weakness. Their targeting distribution plan takes this into consideration.

There are two kinds of Midwives, one a near orthodox religious person of a faith and god is great, and the other is a very liberal open minded lady, who could believe or practice forms of spirituality.  Orthodox midwives are not Lifevantage target population because they will not put things in their body of unknown mixtures; some will not even take blood transfusions. All medicine is bad. The spiritual midwife is the target for Lifevantage. This company knows that they are more than likely, also hobby nutritionists and herbalists. Since midwives lack understanding of chemistry, they somehow believe almost, all green, natural and recycled things are good. This is not the case, all of the time.

It is surprising that this community of such polar opposites manages to, not fight at every chance they get. One of the main complaints is that orthodox religious  midwives like to post anti abortion stuff on non religious midwives web pages. Somehow through the magic and joy of baby catching, this lion and tiger fight does not often break out. By the way, the mother is supposes to catch the baby, not the midwife. And, there is actually two deliverers, one the baby and the second a substantial blob, the complete placenta about an hour after the first big mess.

The spiritual midwife, I call her this regardless if she believes in god, might practice, forms of what might be viewed as witchery. Like love circles, drum circles and circle ceremonies that would welcome a new baby into the world. During these ceremonies they might pass out a bracelet that is worn, by all friends, family and the midwife, until the birth of the baby. This expresses that this group or community, is all there, to bring the new life, into this world under their full protection. It is quite endearing and I did not fathom the social complexity of this group at first.

Many of the friends of midwives might practice or say they are witches, wizards or practice wicken and paganism. These are the people who would delight in using natural herbs to stimulate their own consciousness, love or passion. Lifevantage, not stupid Mormons, they know this group well. The Protandim product is a mixture of 5 natural substances, Milk Thistle, Bacopa, Green Tea, Turmeric, Ashwagandha, and witches, wizards, warlocks or wicken and pagan’s lost soles like herbs, love them, herbs are near deity to these rather different puppeteers. Seems so natural, not a bad mushroom in the bunch.

Rain was intensely interested in female deity, representing the high god in primitive cultures.  Often this topic unfolded, as she intensely pondered over historical documentaries. Want to make Rain happy, find her a book of female deities. She believed that since the female figure in society was the replicator and reproducer of the community, she should maintain the highest position, have the highest value to the culture. She thought, that the doctrinal church movements Judaic Christian beliefs, reduced their value and would love nothing more than to climb into a pair of archeology boots and find proof to her theory. To the believers in the Judaic Christian beliefs, this female figure as a high power, is blasphemy. She should pay for her sins, man heads the house and leads the sheep, not this witch.

If I could call this anything, I would say the Mormon church, is performing a sorta modern witch burning event, but instead of fire, wood logs and the stake, they are attempting to burn the pagans and witches minds with this herbal nerve toxin. Since the spiritual Midwife has many friends, which do practice Paganism, possibly even know other ladies that operate a local pagan store stores, which promote Pagan believes, feminine empowerment, and the worship of female gods, I think these ladies were the actual targeted to receive the Protandim. It is more than possible the Mormons released this nerve toxin over religious grounds and that of ideology. This might be the first time, an entire large powerful church has actually targeted and physically attached another believe, in the USA since the 1692 Salem Massachusetts witch trials.

Honestly, I only question such strange things because it is almost unreal that you would ever find a nerve toxin in a vitamin supplement. If this is possible, than the sky is the limit here and now. I can write on anything and not be to far off from Salt Lake City and Crazy Town. Maybe a female deity is what we need right about now.

Well, I remember my X-girlfriend going to a Protandim meeting before she started taking the product and all dressed up, to do so; me likey, likely. Everything seemed so normal, benign, surreal, I paid no attention, I did at one point try and explain a free radical, remember telling her, Oxidative stress makes no chemical logic. Don’t take anything that doesn’t look like a fruit, vegetable or bleeds when you kill it. I recall she said, she gets it free and everyone who buys from her, she would take some shared cut of the earnings. I do not recall, who lured her into the first meeting, possibly a Mormon midwife.

I would love to find out, but I have lost contact at this point and am unable to reestablish lines of communication. I know me writing this blog would not please her but, it is my only real power and force to manipulate. As my brain labors with pain concentrating and focusing my thoughts on imminent and intense questions, my troops continue to march onward toward the capital. I will see if my pen is more powerful than your sword.

Lifevantage is only distributed by Mormons, and maybe into a community, by non Mormons. I even at one point knew an X-Mormon who still sold Lifevantage skin care products, that I heard were good but expensive. Essentially Milk Thistle, Bacopa, Green Tea, Turmeric, Ashwagandha are skin and hair care products, people are putting in their mouths as supplements, for reasons I can not explain to you.

I image at the meeting the poor girls are treated with many warm gestures and welcomes, this being the sales pitch, but the reality is, behind closed doors, a much different story can be reveled. The Mormon Lifevantage sales reps who performed this orchestrated sales pitch, knew very well what they were doing. I imagine the reps made jokes and laughed at the pagan ladies and witches after they left. Maybe mocked them, under the full understanding that they just sold these single moms a toxic nerve agent. I never met a sales rep that did not know what good or evil, of a product they were pedaling. If not, than this is the first, I have herd of such an occurrence and would not believe it for a second. For these people, my rage is unmeasurable. My mind has tortured these demon soles for an eternity, in an unspeakable mid-evil fashion.

All the natural components in Protandim, Milk Thistle, Bacopa, Green Tea, Turmeric, Ashwagandha, are pretty much not too toxic by themselves, it is the mixture between Milk Thistle and Bacopa that makes you wack. Along with the manufacturing processes that I believe also concentrates toxins and heavy metals into the formulated pills. Initially, I thought she was just depressed when the effects began to take hold of her. This I even told her cousin. Midwives are over worked, under paid, ripped off half of the time by large insurance companies and sometimes have no food, in their fridge and can’t pay rent. They do this work out of love and a sense of being active member in their community. You would be hard pressed to find a more loving, peaceful sole, a little angle, she is.

When I first meet, this midwife, Rain was suffering from sever rhinosinusitis, inflammation of the nasal cavities and the accessory sinuses. Then I became sick and was suffering from the same symptoms. Listening to her breath at night when she slept was painful. My investigation of her environment the next day, lead me right to a wet wall in the house, under a window air conditioner, which was growing black mold.

After fixing that, the rhinosinusitis conditions went away and came right back. Then, I cleaned with bleach, the old air conditioner, which was now full of black mold spores, completely making myself sick for a week. What I am getting at is, she had an understanding that natural things, mold, herbs, or anything recycled should be ok. It is nature, we come from nature and go back to nature when we die.

The chair was the next thing dragged into the picture, in off the street it came. Although, attractive in a post modern sense, was not intended for practical comfort due to the lack of arm rests. Fine for someone who survived two shark attacks, but for me, I have two arms. It was wet and touched by mold yet again. I remember saying, “maybe someone is throwing it out, because it is making them sick”, but the thought of recycling or reusing it was to overwhelming, to concur any negative condemnations. Rhinosinusitis conditions, returned, the chair is still there, I say no more. Oh my, Oh my, so hard can that little head be at times.

The midwife, my friend, would not put anything un-natural or anything she considered poisonous into her body. Drank water mostly, which I would call toilet water or plant food. Liked anything advertised as farm raises, void of corn products, hormone free, grass feed, certified organic, non-synthetic, non- artificial and by no means would touch anything that is soy, like soymilk. Soy baby formula would be a monstrous beast of epic proportions. This is someone who is extremely careful what they put in their body, which to them is like a temple. She with her smile, would call herself a goddess, slightly moving her chin as though posing for a fine portrait.

Then she got hit with fleas and ticks like you would not believe. It was an infestation, on a biblical scale, I have never experienced. When I saw one hundred fleas on her dogs belly, I ran out of the house yelling, bomb this fucking place, set it on fire, run for your life. She, very calm and contemplating the situation, responded by saying, but the lizards and the butterflies will die. You can only kill them with poison. She insisted we only use natural products to rectify the situation, diatomaceous earth, than borax, non of which worked. A good three or four life cycles perturbed, the fleas ate me alive and the ticks, accosted her.

What is poison, at this point to her, was for me salvation. I scratched my head, then my legs, I know they are in my hair, right, the hair. The bombs were finally released. To her, anything, un-natural, chemical, bonded, prescribed, produced as vaccine for immunizations of, diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis. (whooping cough), Polio, measles, mumps, rubella was to not be treated with poison. These products contained toxins. Her son, has never been immunized, he is a healthy and a happy little guy. The other old son was immunized and he was always sick and had some problems with something. She would not take antibiotics, holy cow, she did not even like pasteurization. In her fridge, blows my mind, she had, milk labeled, “for pet use only”, this I called poo poo milk and hated putting it in my coffee. I only did this once, and I remember looking down at the milky brown concoction thinking, brown is the color of shit, I have shit coffee, I am now really drinking shity coffee, which I followed with a hard swallow. I know the processes of extracting milk from an animal, is not clean, nor sterile, so I like my milk boiled.

To have someone, so careful, fall for this Protandim poison, all I can say is, it can and will happen to anybody. The biblical monsters at Lifevantage, know how to set-up, suck-in and poison anybody. Their meetings, must be well orchestrated to manipulate the most cautious, contemplative and contemporaneous mind. I was not even permitted to come to the meeting, with my science background, I would have made a scene. This is coming to your home and community, if it is not yet already there. Wife not talking much, girlfriend not calling, weird, strange, un-explainable, well, you might got yourself a Protandim zombie.

I am under the impression that more people want to sell this product right now then there are positions available to distribute it. It is exploding into communities like a wild fire. This is the new Mary Kay product line, fashion line and in-thing that is being pushed by every media outlet, including Dr. Oz, Dr Phil and Dr Seuss. It is on the today show, the tonight show and the afternoon show. Do you know what your girlfriend or wife is watching, they are watching this? My only advise is get cans of beans and cans of boiled meat. You stand around at a car dealership long enough, you are more than likely going to leaving with a car do did not need, want, and in a color will will not learn to love, which just plain-old get bad gas mileage and breaks down out the fucking highway. We always get back to stupid monkeys with smart phones, don’t we.

It took me less than one hour to find both the University of Maryland study on Milk Thistle and the other reports that state the Bacopa flower is being tested as an Epilepsy drug. How can you not search for a possible reaction, before you serve your self to a poisonous concoction.

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